Yeah, I know it was books before. Now it’s things, and stuff.
Next up: Neil Simon’s The Star-Spangled Girl.
Why the book play is awesome:
Apparently it’s not. I dimly remember thinking it was great when I read it, but that was quite a long time ago, now, and the infallible oracle of Wikipedia tells me that it’s not well-received or defended by Simon. (Although here is a somewhat more detailed explanation of the play’s strengths and weaknesses that, if I’m remembering the play correctly, is pretty right on.)
However, a lot of the stuff that’s off about it could be fixed in an adaptation for a different medium, and the underlying dynamic — red state/blue state, opposites attract, idealism, arrogance, expectations, etc. — is pretty rich ground. You could work on making Sophie feel like less of a caricature, and make sundry other improvements, in the process of adapting it, and end up with something really interesting.
Why a TV show would be awesome:
In the play, Andy and Norman run an underground political publication written by Norman under a variety of pseudonyms. This aspect of the setup is not only still relevant today, it is vastly more relevant. Anonymous and pseudonymous speech operating near or across the borderline dividing legitimate discourse from illegitimate is one of the most important and visible characteristics of political struggle in the immediate present. Turning Andy and Norman’s ‘zine into something that resembles the wacky original while also referencing the world of Anonymous and Wikileaks is something that would take effort, but is eminently achievable.
I think the red state/blue state thing is maybe a slightly harder sell nowadays than it was back then, but it can’t be that far outside the domain of interest, because Hart of Dixie appears to have found a damn audience, and “fish out of water” in general certainly remains a popular trope for tv series.
The medium switch also opens up a couple of interest possibilities — a lot of the issues that are trivialized in the play by necessity of condensation could be expanded, elaborated, and de-trivialized, for example, and — more importantly — the character of Norman and Andy’s daredevil landlady, who is alluded to in the play but never seen, could be turned into a fantastic role for any of a number of talented older actresses, and it would furnish delightful comic possibilities.
Maybe most importantly, a Star-Spangled Girl series would provide an opportunity to examine and discuss the deep cultural and political differences that divide America in a way that isn’t totally dismissive of one side or the other. (Not that Simon totally succeeded at that, but it could be done within the premise.) I’m not sure when the last time is that anyone really made a go at that — West Wing? (Not that West Wing is exactly free of bias, but it did at least sometimes present rational, honorable conservatives in conflict with rational, honorable liberals.)
Why it will never happen:
Political awareness can be perceived as (and/or can actually be) audience-limiting. It’s very hard to appeal to both sides of the spectrum simultaneously, especially in a comedic context. I imagine that would make this show a slightly hard sell. Also, you’d have to have really, really talented writers who are also — and this is key — not totally out of touch with the cultures they would wind up writing about.


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JOSH
This is a beautiful piece of music. Do you know this?
C.J.
[turns back] I’m Catholic.
JOSH
Hang on. Listen. Listen.
[goes to the boom box and slowly turns up the volume. A high voice in the choir sings and Josh is moved]
There, right there. It’s…miraculous.
[beat]
Schubert was crazy, you know.
C.J.
Yes.
JOSH
Do you think you have to be crazy to create something powerful?
— West Wing, s01e05 “The Crackpots and These Women”
As I mentioned earlier, I was trying to find this version of Ave Maria because I couldn’t get it out of my head after re-watching this episode. Turns out it’s not very easy to figure out. I saw a West Wing site which claimed that the singer was “Marian Anderson” but I’m almost certain that it isn’t.
I think it is the same version as you can hear on YouTube (ignore the video) and that you can find on Classical Chill Out and Relax, Vol 1. If you use Spotify, use this. Unfortunately, none of those sources identify either the singer or the orchestra.
A few other things I learned:
1) Schubert’s Ave Maria isn’t really Ave Maria, it is Ellens Gesang III, D839, Op 52 no 6, 1825 (English: “Ellen’s Third Song”):
The opening words and refrain of Ellen’s song, namely “Ave Maria” (Latin, “Hail Mary”), may have led to the idea of adapting Schubert’s melody as a setting for the full text of the traditional Roman Catholic prayer Ave Maria. The Latin version of the Ave Maria is now so frequently used with Schubert’s melody that it has led to the misconception that he originally wrote the melody as a setting for the Ave Maria. (source: Wikipedia: Ellens dritter Gesang) 1
2) Schubert wasn’t crazy:
Factual errors: When Josh is listening to “Ave Maria” he claims that Schubert was crazy. Medically speaking, this was untrue and it’s more than likely that the writers were thinking of composer Robert Schumann, who did in fact end up in an insane asylum towards the end of his life. (source: Wikipedia: The Crackpots and These Women)
3) Although he may have had syphilis and suffered mercury poisoning. Nevertheless, his official cause of death is listed as typhoid fever, presumably because dying of an STD would have been scandalous to his surviving family members.
C.J.’s response “I’m Catholic” would seem to suggest that she’s saying “Of course I know the Ave Maria, I’m Catholic” which is ironic since this isn’t really Ave Maria. Presumably the director tasked someone to get a copy of Ave Maria for this scene and didn’t pay much attention to which piece was actually being used.
I tried to see if Schumann had a version of Ave Maria and as far as I can ascertain, he did not, although I did find this interesting tidbit:
In 1840, against her father’s wishes, Schumann married pianist Clara Wieck, daughter of his former teacher, the day before she legally came of age at 21. Had they waited one day, they would have no longer needed her father’s consent, which had been the subject of a long and acrimonious legal battle, which found in favor of Clara and Robert. Clara also composed music and had a considerable concert career, the earnings from which formed a substantial part of her father’s fortune.
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Prior to the legal case and subsequent marriage, the lovers exchanged love letters and rendezvoused in secret. Robert would often wait in a cafe for hours in a nearby city just to see Clara for a few minutes after one of her concerts. The strain of this long courtship (they finally married in 1840), and of its consummation, led to this great outpouring of Lieder (vocal songs with piano accompaniment). This is evident in “Widmung”, for example, where he uses the melody from Schubert’s “Ave Maria” in the postlude—in homage to Clara. Schumann’s biographers have attributed the sweetness, the doubt and the despair of these songs to the varying emotions aroused by his love for Clara and the uncertainties of their future together.
I wonder if her father didn’t want her marrying Schumann, or didn’t want Schumann getting the profits from her musical abilities.↩
This has been today’s YouTube/Wikipedia rabbit hole.
p.s. you can watch the scene with C.J. and Josh on YouTube, although you won’t get the full effect unless you watch the entire episode, because this is the middle act of a thread which starts at the beginning and continues to the end of the episode.
Aside: By the way, this is another great use of “Embedding Disabled By Request”… someone took a clip from a show they had nothing to do with and posted it on YouTube, but they don’t want you viewing it unless you visit their YouTube page. I would love to know why people who do this feel they are entitled to dictate the terms of use for something that isn’t their creation in the first place.
I recommend installing clea.nr (formerly known as “A Cleaner YouTube”) as a browser extension so you aren’t subjected to, well, YouTube.
If anyone has a more definitive answer as to which version was in use in this episode, please let me know.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb8yvpTow1qz8t7bo1_500.jpg)
