1. Maybe one day, I will be a big billboard and cover the entire side of a building. Then, the bad people won’t bother me. I will be so big that when they come, they will look at me and say, “Billboard too big to paint. We afraid. Run away!” If they run away, I won’t laugh. I don’t like scaring the bad people or anybody else. I only like telling people about Yoplait yogurt and other good things like a billboard is supposed to. That is what makes billboards happy.