1. The 27-year-old coffee barista died in April after being struck by an NYPD squad car that began chasing him as he swiped paver stones in the predawn light at his Brooklyn housing project.

    Cold-hearted cops charge mom of dead son for dent in NYPD car - NY Daily News

    This is a terrible story, but because I’m a terrible person, all I can think is:

    "coffee barista"?