1. Oh, fuck this so much. That’s it, I’m out. Seriously, Anjelica Houston farting and turning into rat tumor is tantamount to being trapped in a panopticon of fondue Nazi faces from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Someone email the io9 tips line and tell them I’m taking a personal day, as my keyboard’s covered in fear-induced biliousness. Still, there’s something way, way, way worse than this.